My new weight loss program

Firstly, may I just have a little happy dance?
Yippee!!!! I got 5 comments. Why should this bring me so much joy? Who knows, but it does. Thanks guys for dropping in. Yippee!!!!!!!

Secondly, I would like to share about my recent weight loss. That's right- WEIGHT LOSS. Two posts ago I shared about my recent chocolate over-indulgence and now I am on about my weight loss?

Correct!
I have decided to drop a few big, fat, ugly moan and groans that weigh me down.

Weight loss 1. When I went back to get my higher school certificate (as an adult) I had to work with another mature age student on a health project. My partner was finding study a little more challenging than me, and our topic didn't help. I was a nurse back in Noah's day so I pretty much (in fact 100%) did this project. I made two copies (while I was at it) and my fellow student and I handed in our work. Identical except for the front covers. I had made then look different. Well, our grades came back. My project got a 98% (nothing to sneeze about). My partner got - wait for it - 100%. He loved it. Raved on to the rest of the class about it. My partner smiled and accepted the high praise. Apparently, the difference between our projects (2%) was the front cover. Fine, they're both mine! Grrrr. I have carried this gross injustice around for EVER. It is time to let it go.

I'm feeling lighter by the minute!

If only that chocolate would shift from my hips.